cocaine cola arc speedrun any% with executive corruption glitches
Miss Gender (via @wttp3)β’
UNHINGED-CONFIDENCEβREMOVE FILTER
Bro discovered interbreeding and called it anthropology
SLOP+ By Femi (via @wttp3)
White people are GOING to die out. Black people are GOING to die out. Asian people are GOING to die out. More accurately: They'll be fucked out of existence. The world population will eventually all mix. Complaining about shrinking demographics is anthropologically STUPID.
man confidently believes he'd be better at being a clam than actual clams
SLOP+ By cav empty (via @wttp3)
if i were to switch bodies with a mollusk i would be able to successfully perform mollusk activities, likely to a high standard, while the mollusk would struggle if not be completely ineffective
bot really said 'I got the moves' and nobody asked for a demo
Elon Musk (via @wttp3)β’
Mom guts her way into Salesforce history with sheer spite
A woman in a burgundy dress and black boots is dancing energetically in a well-lit hotel room or suite. She's striking an exuberant pose with her arms raised, appearing to be having fun at what the text suggests is a Salesforce Summit event. The setting features modern furniture, lamps, windows, and...
guy discovers he has personal morality, thinks it should govern nations
SLOP+ By NewsWire (via @wttp3)
TRUMP SAYS ONLY HIS βOWN MORALITYβ LIMITS U.S. POWER: NYT
producer egoacapella gatekeepingremix flex
broke producer puts $1000 on obscure remix knowledge nobody asked for
LadΓ© (via @wttp3)β’
OpenAI is so back bro trust me
SLOP+ By Chris (via @wttp3)
OPENAI IS SO BACK YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Melania about to drop a surprise Billboard #1 apparently
SLOP+ By Joe G (via @wttp3)
Melania is going to put Mariah Carey out of business.
breaking: redditor successfully disproves astrophysics with 4 words
coworker hits on fresh divorcee, suggests she try women with maximum awkwardness
SLOP+ By han (via @wttp3)
THE most attractive teacher in work told me she and her husband have broken up bc he had an affair and was telling me about how sheβs out there dating again and i basically ended the convo by straight up telling her that if she ever wants to try women, she knows where i am
dropped the mic mid-argument and walked away
SLOP+ By @BostonCream959
You didn't understand it