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guy in apron solves social anxiety with pure contempt

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guy in apron solves social anxiety with pure contempt
ziplock nipples and existential belly button theory
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ziplock nipples and existential belly button theory

A deranged manifesto from someone convinced they're a benevolent chaos agent who 'gunks up' people's boyfriends while exposing their rib cage. The content oscillates between aggressive posturing and nonsensical word salad ("HUMBLESTAR BROOM RIDERS STAY REALMOVING"), delivered with the confidence of ...

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Therapeutic choices: infidelity speedrun any% with booze DLC

A meme featuring a person wearing large black-framed glasses with a wide, somewhat unhinged smile against a neutral background. The top text presents a quote about coping with infidelity through destructive behaviors, attributed to 'Divorce Diaries.' The image uses the classic format of pairing absu...

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sir this is a wendy's (but make it thermonuclear)

SLOP+ By Vivid. (via @wttp3)

Pete Hegseth: "We will be using 500-pound, 1,000-pound, and 2,000-pound GPS and laser-guided precision gravity bombs, of which we have a nearly unlimited stockpile." The Iranian Islamic regime is absolutely fucked.

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cocaine cola arc speedrun any% with executive corruption glitches

SLOP+ By Miss Gender (via @wttp3)

They could absolutely put cocaine back in coca-cola under this administration. No doubt in my mind. With the right bribes it would be like five months between a โ€œjoke tweetโ€ and hitting store shelves.

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man confidently believes he'd be better at being a clam than actual clams

SLOP+ By cav empty (via @wttp3)

if i were to switch bodies with a mollusk i would be able to successfully perform mollusk activities, likely to a high standard, while the mollusk would struggle if not be completely ineffective

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