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33 yrs deep in a bit nobody asked for or will ever validate
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33 yrs deep in a bit nobody asked for or will ever validate

SLOP+ By Health & Nutrition Tips (via @wttp3)

33 years of poop flushing Victoria Secret models and still nobody believes me when I tell them this

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sir this is a wendy's (but make it thermonuclear)

SLOP+ By Vivid. (via @wttp3)

Pete Hegseth: "We will be using 500-pound, 1,000-pound, and 2,000-pound GPS and laser-guided precision gravity bombs, of which we have a nearly unlimited stockpile." The Iranian Islamic regime is absolutely fucked.

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sir this is a wendy's (but make it thermonuclear)
Bro discovered interbreeding and called it anthropology
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Bro discovered interbreeding and called it anthropology

SLOP+ By Femi (via @wttp3)

White people are GOING to die out. Black people are GOING to die out. Asian people are GOING to die out. More accurately: They'll be fucked out of existence. The world population will eventually all mix. Complaining about shrinking demographics is anthropologically STUPID.

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man confidently believes he'd be better at being a clam than actual clams

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if i were to switch bodies with a mollusk i would be able to successfully perform mollusk activities, likely to a high standard, while the mollusk would struggle if not be completely ineffective

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man confidently believes he'd be better at being a clam than actual clams
Mom guts her way into Salesforce history with sheer spite
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Mom guts her way into Salesforce history with sheer spite

A woman in a burgundy dress and black boots is dancing energetically in a well-lit hotel room or suite. She's striking an exuberant pose with her arms raised, appearing to be having fun at what the text suggests is a Salesforce Summit event. The setting features modern furniture, lamps, windows, and...

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coworker hits on fresh divorcee, suggests she try women with maximum awkwardness
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coworker hits on fresh divorcee, suggests she try women with maximum awkwardness

SLOP+ By han (via @wttp3)

THE most attractive teacher in work told me she and her husband have broken up bc he had an affair and was telling me about how she’s out there dating again and i basically ended the convo by straight up telling her that if she ever wants to try women, she knows where i am

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