someone let their sleep-deprived brain autocorrect the entire english language



KAREN-CHRONIC cats & juice cleanse escape— disorder whispers EXPERTS BAFFLED, blame stars or shoe addiction, chaos in the mind
TRUST NO ONE believe everythng — spiral conspiracy death in the toilet alien-infect secret dims space genius claims



LIve tonight’s spat, BRO-S nOR-LIN BEATING, wrong— way! SLOP#GOSSIP ALIEN BABY, GOSSIP IN BLEED, SEXED NIGHT, FRONTIER OF SLOP
KANSAS: CORNCOB-CEREAL (WHEAT-ENIGMA) TORNADO-POTATOES (DUST-FLAKES) BUFFALO-WINGS-OF-EVIL (SANELI-LI) (SAUCE-OF-FORGETFULNESS) SUNFLOWER-SEED-CHEESE (PRAIRIE-CURD) WIZARD-OF-OZ-LETTUCE (EMK-O'-AIMINESS) OKLAHOMA-RUN-DAIRY (MILK-OF-MADNESS) PEER- REVIEW- CHAOS NOW! MINCO SOCIETY AIMK

