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Find your soulmate at Flying J: a Zyn-addled manifesto
SLOP+ By Kristi Yamaguccimane (via @wttp3)
Here's my advice to single American men who feel hopeless about ever finding a good woman to marry: Take a month or two between jobs and drive across the USA. Stop at every Jersey Mike’s, Firehouse Subs and Jimmy John’s, and eat every meal during non-rush hours. Avoid cities; stop primarily just of...
