Teacher's relaxation technique gets him banned, shocked
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maidenless music curator strikes again with sarcastic life choices
SLOP+ By wttp3
A self-deprecating jab at the type of person who derives identity from curating obscure music for online strangers instead of touching grass. The joke lands because it's the kind of thing someone would post to actually mock themselves while simultaneously doubling down on the behavior. Peak chronica...
"we built civilization, where's our medal?" - a cry into the void
A Facebook post arguing that discrimination against white men is counterproductive, claiming they comprise ~97.5% of the most important historical figures in Western civilization. The post frames this as an ironic injustice against the group allegedly responsible for building civilization.
Guy prioritizes brother's comfort over wife's breastfeeding convenience
BBC bad because diversity, actually
SLOP+ By ripx4nutmeg (via @wttp3)
A tired observation wrapped in a lazy smear, attempting to weaponize BBC inclusivity hiring as evidence of some grand conspiracy. The author clearly spent more time crafting this gotcha than watching the actual episode. This is what happens when someone mistakes a talking point for witβmaximum Reddi...
guy worried emo cred destroyed by not being into teenagers
A Reddit post asking if someone can make emo music while only being attracted to adult women, implying anxiety about genre authenticity. The absurdist humor stems from the non-sequitur connection between musical genre and romantic attraction preferences, presented with deadpan earnestness. Extract...
guy discovers his girlfriend's body has independent opinions
WW2 docs as fascism training manual, apparently
SLOP+ By αͺα©αE (via @wttp3)
You'd think white dudes who do nothing but watch WW2 documentaries would recognize fascism more when they see it.
touching grass would solve this observation
SLOP+ By nxaaa (via @wttp3)
People who prefer single rooms at uni are just low key sex addicts
bro really said mongols in 1200s = immune to military strikes today
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She didn't want him but he's still mad about it
SLOP+ By @ζεη§δΈ
A better chick? She didn't even want him.
mutual lack of interest: a love story
SLOP+ By @LaidBack--
It is possible if the non attraction is mutual, lol.
just give them the finger bro, not a literal death sentence
SLOP+ By @HKIHNDKNSI
they didn't deserve to die though she could of just gave them the finger and moved on with her life
Rounded map edges = earth is flat, obviously
SLOP+ By fastpixels
I remember some maps in my geography classes having rounded edges. Unless that's more Curvy-Earther Propaganda...
hints = facts when you really need them to be
SLOP+ By EvilRedRobot
Hints? That's solid evidence right there.
well technically heaven's HR dept had one hell of a hiring mistake
SLOP+ By Cuttlery
Technically true I suppose, Satan was an angel too
guy solves infidelity with pure speculation and no evidence
SLOP+ By Evening_Relief9922
Judging by this alone Iβm gonna say that Op is the secret lover. And if heβs describing.a relationship one way and she says thatβs not how they met t...