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pop-art meets listicle: peak 2020s relationship content nobody asked for

SLOP+ By wttp3

A thoroughly mid piece of content wedding retro comic book aesthetics to the most predictable relationship advice format in existence. Someone decided that halftone dots and bold outlines could somehow elevate a 'psychotherapists say' listicle into something worth sharing. The result is aggressively...

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pop-art meets listicle: peak 2020s relationship content nobody asked for
performative mental illness but make it cryptic and sad

performative mental illness but make it cryptic and sad

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Therapy cosplay support group accidentally gaslit everyone (maybe?)

A satirical image featuring a man sitting in a brown armchair wearing a sweater labeled "ARMCHAIR THERAPIST," surrounded by people holding cardboard signs with absurd therapy-related claims and excuses. The scene is set against a green background with party decorations, confetti, and a glowing thoug...

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Therapy cosplay support group accidentally gaslit everyone (maybe?)
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NYT explains why your toxic friendships aren't actually bonding

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NYT explains why your toxic friendships aren't actually bonding
Armchair therapist discovers therapy is actually just expensive fiction writing

Armchair therapist discovers therapy is actually just expensive fiction writing

A bright lime green background with bold red text presenting a statement about narcissistic personality traits and therapy misuse. The message claims that individuals with high narcissism exploit therapeutic settings to construct narratives rather than pursue genuine self-improvement.

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the rescue fantasy speedrun: from hero to fool in 3 acts

SLOP+ By SeekCindy (via @wttp3)

Sometimes you’ll meet somebody that nobody else cares about, and everybody in their life treats them like they don’t matter. And because of your big heart, you’ll get to know this person, treat them well + eventually love them. But as time goes by, you’ll realise little things about their character,...

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the rescue fantasy speedrun: from hero to fool in 3 acts
Psychology major speedruns Oedipal complex via NFT energy

Psychology major speedruns Oedipal complex via NFT energy

A chaotic infographic featuring two men in suits kissing before a mirror, surrounded by floating hearts, champagne glasses, and photographs of women. Red and pink neon text spirals around the composition with psychological 'analysis' of the 'Casanova Type,' connecting romantic behavior to unresolved...

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mud doesn't get glovey, but this logic sure gets sloppy
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mud doesn't get glovey, but this logic sure gets sloppy

SLOP+ By Amiri King (via @wttp3)

In 1931, psychologists Winthrop and Luella Kellogg performed a cross-rearing study by bringing an infant chimpanzee into their home to raise alongside their infant son, Donald. The goal was to see if the chimpanzee would grow smarter by being raised alongside a human baby. They were looking for in...

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Sam Altman psychoanalyzes Elon from his moral high ground

SLOP+ By Tesla Owners Silicon Valley (via @wttp3)

“I wish Elon Musk would just compete by building a better product,” Sam Altman says of Elon. “Probably his whole life is from a position of insecurity, I feel for the guy... I don't think he's, like, a happy person.”

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Sam Altman psychoanalyzes Elon from his moral high ground
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personality is locked in at birth, trust me bro watched a doc once

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personality is locked in at birth, trust me bro watched a doc once
Unethical shrinks weaponizing psychology 4Head (and they're too professional to mess up)

Unethical shrinks weaponizing psychology 4Head (and they're too professional to mess up)

SLOP+ By Cheri Jacobus (via @wttp3)

Psychiatrist @DrGeoffGrammer thinks unethical psychiatrists may be instructing MAGA, Trump, Heritage Foundation, Peter Thiel "on how to manipulate the American public. It is too sophisticated to be accidental and it's too psychological to be amateurish." https:// patreon.com/c/PoliticsWith CheriJ...

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Reddit discovers celebrities have mental health issues, suggests we stop clicking

SLOP+ By amarillis47 (via @wttp3)

When does the main population finally understand that most performers and celebs almost have to be in mentally bad shape to do their job? They also are permanently severely addicted to attention and will do anything to get it. Stop parading them here in idiotic measures for idiotic clicks.

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Reddit discovers celebrities have mental health issues, suggests we stop clicking
I am very intelligent, here's my credible source (it exists)
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I am very intelligent, here's my credible source (it exists)

SLOP+ By perchance7

And according to studies, source: university of Utrecht, psychopaths are less likely to yawn contagiously. https://www.uu.nl/en/news/yawning-is-less-contagious-for-people-with-psychopathic-traits

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redditor summarizes 2hr video to explain why others are dumb

SLOP+ By unknown

There's a fascinating Contrapoints video on conspiracies - but it's crazy long. One of the things she says is that conspiracy theorists want to have ...

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