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blaming algorithms for everything except our own terrible takes
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blaming algorithms for everything except our own terrible takes

A screenshot of a news headline overlaid on an image of UK police officers in high-visibility gear standing in formation on a street with large crowds visible in the background. The juxtaposition falsely implies a connection between Elon Musk and the depicted civil unrest or policing situation. Ex...

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Sasha Baron Cohen roasts modern audiences for being too dumb to understand his satire

A fake Guardian article claiming Sasha Baron Cohen created an undercover DJ persona named 'James Hype' to satirize Instagram DJs, only to have audiences genuinely enjoy the act and miss the joke. The article features side-by-side photos and quotes where Cohen laments that modern audiences are too st...

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Sasha Baron Cohen roasts modern audiences for being too dumb to understand his satire
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Leonard Cohen's ghost weeps as Twitter rewrites geopolitics as sad folk lyrics

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Leonard Cohen's ghost weeps as Twitter rewrites geopolitics as sad folk lyrics
Group chat discovers Ethan's unexpected rap career, collective brain melts

Group chat discovers Ethan's unexpected rap career, collective brain melts

A screenshot of what appears to be a group chat or messaging app with multiple text messages discussing someone named Ethan releasing rap music and commenting on various people's musical abilities and personas. The messages are displayed in blue bubbles against a blurred background of people in purp...

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blaming mom for your political affiliation at age 12, peak discourse

SLOP+ By Sly U (via @wttp3)

Spot the GUILT on Laila’s face when Michael Gove reminds her of one simple fact: You were ELECTED under the Conservative banner in 2022. You stood as a councillor because of that party. Her response? β€œI was 12 when I joined, my mum made me do it and Reform didn’t exist.” Embarrassing. Own your re...

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blaming mom for your political affiliation at age 12, peak discourse