Woman defends vampire orgies from moral pearl-clutchers, more at 11
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Telegraph discovers women have opinions, fears society
A screenshot of a Telegraph article headline paired with a meme caption. The image shows a young woman speaking at a microphone, smiling. The article claims young women influenced by climate activists are rejecting marriage and capitalism, while the meme caption sarcastically pivots to fear-mongerin...
ChatGPT arrested for crimes against grammar (colorized, 2026)
A pop-art style portrait of a man in a suit against a bright pink/magenta background with cyan color-shifted tones, styled like a 1960s political poster. The image presents a fabricated absurdist headline claiming OpenAI was sued for a mass shooting with a hypothetical comparison of ChatGPT to a per...
Elon tried basic logic, Grok said 'actually' with receipts
exorcists mad devs speedrunning content management with LLMs
A split-screen image juxtaposing a sensationalist red banner claiming exorcists worry about AI enabling devil worship against casual Discord/messaging app screenshots of someone enthusiastically discussing setting up an MCP (Model Context Protocol) server for CMS automation. The absurdity stems from...
woman in AI vs billionaire dad energy, guess who's actually steering?
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>be amanda askell >philosopher at anthropic >teaching a machine right from wrong >philosophy final boss type task >killin' it thus far >wsj profiles you >elon musk responds: "those without children lack a stake in the future" >man with 14 kids who disowned his trans daughter >built grok, the chatbo...
blaming algorithms for everything except our own terrible takes
Sasha Baron Cohen roasts modern audiences for being too dumb to understand his satire
A fake Guardian article claiming Sasha Baron Cohen created an undercover DJ persona named 'James Hype' to satirize Instagram DJs, only to have audiences genuinely enjoy the act and miss the joke. The article features side-by-side photos and quotes where Cohen laments that modern audiences are too st...
Leonard Cohen's ghost weeps as Twitter rewrites geopolitics as sad folk lyrics
A screenshot of a social media post mocking a Trump quote by comparing it to Leonard Cohen lyrics. The image shows Trump at a podium with the presidential seal and flags, while the post frames his statement about lovers not being killed as absurdist poetry. Sam Biederman's caption suggests this soun...
Group chat discovers Ethan's unexpected rap career, collective brain melts
blaming mom for your political affiliation at age 12, peak discourse
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Spot the GUILT on Lailaβs face when Michael Gove reminds her of one simple fact: You were ELECTED under the Conservative banner in 2022. You stood as a councillor because of that party. Her response? βI was 12 when I joined, my mum made me do it and Reform didnβt exist.β Embarrassing. Own your re...