Motivational gibberish seasoned with tech platform names and parent guilt



A tabloid captured someone expressing unironic pride in a relative's record-breaking sexual endurance stunt, with all the grace of a participation trophy ceremony. This is what happens when internet infamy gets weaponized as family accomplishment and tabloids monetize the chaos. The sheer confidence...
A Twitter/X screenshot showing a humorous confessional post from user Fesshole about buying their teenage son a subscription to an 'ethical porn site' as a harm-reduction measure. The post has generated chaos in the replies with users questioning what 'ethical porn' means and making absurdist jokes ...
