Restore my faith in coherent political predictions, thanks
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Big Pharma hates this one weird trick: bees
SLOP+ By Ann Vandersteel (via @wttp3)
A classic mid-tier conspiracy smoothie blending bee colony collapse, pharmaceutical suppression, and vague naturopath energy into one incoherent rant. The author connects exactly zero dots while simultaneously implying nature holds miracle cures that corporations won't release because... profit? It'...
Iran speedrunning American collapse via Epstein allegations, apparently
Someone's gone full geopolitical unhinged, confidently explaining that Iran's about to outlast America because the US government is basically just an Epstein fan club that bombs children. Starts with Iran Taking Overβ’ and somehow ends with Islamic Republic victory laps over American self-destruction...
threw every boomer fear into a blender and called it truth
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Spies in fishnets: a Mar-a-Lago bedtime story nobody asked for
SLOP+ By Rogue POTUS Staff (via @wttp3)
If the public doesn't yet know it, Mar-a-Lago has been crawling with spies posing as prostitutes for a long time now. And yes, there are officials in...
broke the conspiracy bingo card in record time
And no russian trolls in sight, but all the normal people already knew that. It's always the usual suspects. Israel, Soros and Ursula.
man vs. society speedrun: went to asda, rejected modernity
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