man contradicts himself while discovering politics exists
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guy admits he doesn't understand foreign policy while praising trump's balls
Someone doing their best impression of a concerned political commentator, breathlessly explaining that Trump's whole foreign policy is just "mess around and find out" while simultaneously praising his balls and guts, then pivoting to a semi-coherent panic about how the right has somehow swapped 'pea...
guy discovers saying things = doing things, rest of logic collapses
Some guy doing a self-congratulatory victory lap about how actually everything's fine because the world didn't end and the economy improved, then immediately pivots to complaining about forever wars while paradoxically praising Trump for *saying* he'd end them, as if saying something counts as doing...
defending someone while actively replacing them is a power move
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