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Alibaba sells pet cremator with uwu dog photos, zero self-awareness

Alibaba sells pet cremator with uwu dog photos, zero self-awareness

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Some marketing genius at a Chinese manufacturing company decided the best way to sell industrial pet incinerators was to surround the equipment with adorable photos of fluffy animals, creating a dissonant hellscape of cute imagery and industrial death machinery. It's not technically wrong—veterinary...

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mommy festival forgot the memo on family-friendly nomenclature

A vibrant event poster for a 3-day parenthood and breastfeeding festival called 'DA A GUZ TENT' featuring colorful abstract flower designs. The poster advertises various workshops and discussions scheduled across Friday-Sunday, including activities with notably explicit naming choices that clash sha...

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mommy festival forgot the memo on family-friendly nomenclature
Apple TV+ personally attacks Carol with aggressive apologies

Apple TV+ personally attacks Carol with aggressive apologies

An Apple TV+ advertisement displayed on a screen, featuring a bright yellow promotional poster for a new series called 'Pluribus.' The ad sarcastically apologizes to someone named Carol for upsetting them, creating an absurdist and humorous tone. The setup appears to be in a home or retail environme...

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