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reading bullet points makes you strategic, apparently

reading bullet points makes you strategic, apparently

A Twitter/X screenshot showing a humorous post about reading TLDR summaries as a productivity hack, with a confused reply from someone asking how to level up in tech. The image also contains unrelated chaotic text about drug dens and banned content, creating a jarring tonal shift typical of internet...

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Dead inside British man sells shower secret to 40+ demographic

A motivational meme with a glowing blue and purple abstract background featuring a cartoon man with brown hair pointing upward. The text presents a dubious statistic about post-shower dry skin in men over 40, followed by an ominous callback that suggests an unspecified solution. The aesthetic mimics...

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Dead inside British man sells shower secret to 40+ demographic
Junkies giving out Christmas harm reduction tips nobody asked for
dark humordrug memeabsurdist psa

Junkies giving out Christmas harm reduction tips nobody asked for

A meme image featuring a close-up photograph of white crystalline powder (meant to represent ketamine) paired with absurdist humor suggesting that people addicted to the drug are giving PSA-style warnings against using it during the holiday season. The juxtaposition of the drug imagery with wholesom...

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fb bestie suggests greasy pole pet abuse, blames the algorithm

Oh dear awful bunfight on fb. Somone told me to stick greasy pole up dog ass etc. Digi glitching as always and not sure if gone ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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fb bestie suggests greasy pole pet abuse, blames the algorithm