polycule arranges themselves like a cult at military inspection
Velleity (via @wttp3)•
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hiding weed like it's a horror movie easter egg
SLOP+ By jax diesel (via @wttp3)
asked my dude to grab my weed for me and legitimately said the sentence “it’s under the hannah montana tin in the jennifer’s body box in a little barbie bag”
Moses speedran the wrong route for 80 years, ratio'd by Google Maps
SLOP+ By Anon Opin. (via @wttp3)
Moses doesn't get enough shit for wandering aimlessly for 80 years in what we can clearly see now on a map is a fairly small piece of land. Awful orienteering skills.
Professional tear catchers: because HR outsourced empathy to supply chain
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casually treats terrorism like a school carpool routine
SLOP+ By Machine Pun Kelly (via @wttp3)
I don't know about you, but when I go out to do a hard day's work of terrorism, I always pack my dog and wife in the car and then drop my kid off at s...
inmates filming mukbangs with smuggled chicken cottage, peak prison content
SLOP+ By Mario Nawfal (via @wttp3)
FRIED CHICKEN, VIDEO GAMES AND DRUGS - INSIDE BRITAIN’S MOST SHAMBOLIC PRISON Fried chicken is just the latest scandal for the chaos-ridden HMP Wandsworth, where inmates were caught on TikTok munching on smuggled Chicken Cottage meals - all from inside their cells. The
grandpa traffic jam goes brrrr
SLOP+ By wophi
Who doesn't love a good euthanasia day at the hospital. Let's line up the grandparents in the roadway!