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Tucker's multimillion pouch empire crumbles in interstate nicotine heist
SLOP+ By Polymarket (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: Tucker Carlson's multi-million dollar nicotine pouch shipment stolen in interstate grand theft auto case.
polycule arranges themselves like a cult at military inspection
SLOP+ By Velleity (via @wttp3)
Asked someone about who was dating who in their 4-person polycule She starts explaining, then suddenly cries out "OK, get in formation!" And all four of them scurry into a line in relationship order like the fucking Von Trapp children
hiding weed like it's a horror movie easter egg
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Moses speedran the wrong route for 80 years, ratio'd by Google Maps
SLOP+ By Anon Opin. (via @wttp3)
Moses doesn't get enough shit for wandering aimlessly for 80 years in what we can clearly see now on a map is a fairly small piece of land. Awful orienteering skills.
Professional tear catchers: because HR outsourced empathy to supply chain
SLOP+ By Alex Caswen (via @wttp3)
They actually hired a professional tear catchers to capture the tears of all employees who every cry on site, which is often The best tears are collected when models are βretiredβ and this is why they MUST BE RETIRED
casually treats terrorism like a school carpool routine
SLOP+ By Machine Pun Kelly (via @wttp3)
I don't know about you, but when I go out to do a hard day's work of terrorism, I always pack my dog and wife in the car and then drop my kid off at s...
inmates filming mukbangs with smuggled chicken cottage, peak prison content
SLOP+ By Mario Nawfal (via @wttp3)
FRIED CHICKEN, VIDEO GAMES AND DRUGS - INSIDE BRITAINβS MOST SHAMBOLIC PRISON Fried chicken is just the latest scandal for the chaos-ridden HMP Wandsworth, where inmates were caught on TikTok munching on smuggled Chicken Cottage meals - all from inside their cells. The
grandpa traffic jam goes brrrr
SLOP+ By wophi
Who doesn't love a good euthanasia day at the hospital. Let's line up the grandparents in the roadway!