soggy straw vs military-industrial complex, who will win
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Microplastics in bread, streaming hell, and vibes of apocalypse
SLOP+ By they/them might be giants β (via @wttp3)
The bread is overpriced and full of microplastics and the circuses are split over a dozen streaming services at $15/mo a pop, and meanwhile what theyβre supposed to distract from/compensate for has grown to literally apocalyptic proportions.
99% odds bro casually predicted Armageddon on a prediction market
SLOP+ By Crypto Rover (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: Polymarket odds of a U.S. bank failure on January 31 surge to 99%. Something big is coming.
condom for the internet bc ads r dying (very normal take)
kache (via @wttp3)β’
we wanted transcendence, got algorithmic slop instead
SLOP+ By Yesh (via @wttp3)
Itβs basically a repeat of when we thought that the internet would make the human race more intelligent. All we got was brain rot. And now, all weβll get is brain rot, co-written by AI.
humanity.exe has stopped responding
SLOP+ By Hazel Appleyard (via @wttp3)
Humanity is so cooked
nobody's talking about the real crisis: we're all too busy consuming ai dogshit
Reggie (via @wttp3)β’
Nobody asked but here's my apocalyptic stance anyway
SLOP+ By @Faladrin
Also, like the rest of the beliefs these opinions express, this one is wrong. They are never being set free.