just a guy asking if constant paranoia is normal, super relatable



A classical-style portrait painting of an elderly bearded man with a contemplative expression, holding a glass of dark liquid (tea), with a demonic or devilish horn protruding from his head. The image is used as a meme to humorously suggest introspective regret about past misdeeds while drinking rel...
Last night in my dream I asked a woman what she did for work and she said “I’m a nanny at Mr. Gimp’s café” and I just know that’s going to become a phrase that rolls around in my brain for the rest of my life. Gonna be on my death bed wondering what Mr. Gimp’s café was all about



the last time someone reacted to me like this was after seeing me in person and he literally whispered oh my god under his nreath. I pretended i didn't hear it, but moments like that stay in my head longer than they should