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skeleton caught in AI's spotlight: the world's most dramatic art robbery

skeleton caught in AI's spotlight: the world's most dramatic art robbery

A stylized illustration showing a skeleton figure being illuminated by a spotlight beam against a red background, with a black diagonal shape above. The image is accompanied by a headline questioning whether AI represents the greatest art heist in history, presented as a Guardian article.

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Got cured, lost personality—an existential ad nobody asked for

A sponsored New Yorker advertisement featuring an illustrated figure sitting at a desk in a bright, sunlit room, facing away from the camera toward a window. The figure appears silhouetted and contemplative, surrounded by plants and office items. The headline poses an unsettling existential question...

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Got cured, lost personality—an existential ad nobody asked for
peak performance was being a literal child, it's been downhill ever since

peak performance was being a literal child, it's been downhill ever since

A nostalgic, melancholic text post listing ideal life conditions (financial stability, health metrics, mental wellness) followed by the punchline that the author achieved all of these at age 8, implying their life has only declined since childhood. The tone shifts from aspirational to darkly humorou...

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Mafalda QED's her dad with pure childlike logic about time
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Mafalda QED's her dad with pure childlike logic about time

A vintage Mafalda comic strip featuring the classic character questioning her father about the existence of the upcoming year in characteristic philosophical style. The comic escalates from a simple question about whether next year exists to an existential crisis, ending with the father confused and...

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We're keeping capitalism, ditching the future—peak galaxy brain move

A Twitter post by user @ecomarxi (Tiberius) presenting a darkly humorous take on capitalism and environmental/societal collapse. The joke suggests that rather than abandoning capitalism, society has collectively decided to abandon the concept of having a future instead. It's a sardonic political com...

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We're keeping capitalism, ditching the future—peak galaxy brain move