BREAKING: Someone with flight tracker app thinks they're a defense analyst
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GEOPOLITICAL-LARPโREMOVE FILTER
just keep this tab open bro, very normal activism
SLOP+ By Richard Goldberg (via @wttp3)
This is the closest thing you'll find to a real-time tracker of the uprising in Iran. Keep it open on your browser and check back regularly.
CIA seal + anonymous LARP = peak chronically-online geopolitical fanfiction
A 4chan-style post featuring a CIA seal logo, containing an unverified and inflammatory geopolitical claim posted as anonymous speculation about imminent military strikes between Israel and Iran. The post uses casual language ('Cheers') to frame a serious escalation scenario, with a timestamp sugges...
future fanfic energydoomscroll prophecyjournalist speedrun
Investigative journalist writes fiction as current events, calls it journalism
armchair general analyzes explosions with zero sources, maximum confidence
SLOP+ By OSINTdefender (via @wttp3)
Footage showing a massive explosion earlier at Higuerote Airport in the State of Miranda, Northern Venezuela, with the secondary explosions and fire suggesting a strike against a surface-to-air missile launcher with the Venezuelan Air Force.
PLA writes military thriller fanfic, forgets the subtlety memo
SLOP+ By PLA Military Updates (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: Starting in December 29, the PLA Navy, Air Force, Land Force and Rocket Force will start โJustice Mission 2025โ Military drill aroundTaiwan, training on Joint Seizure of comprehensive superiority and strategic blockade on key ports, The Dragon has awaken.
rebuilding freedom's guns, whatever that means
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth (via @wttp3)โข
Putin threatens entire Europe, forgets NATO has nukes too
SLOP+ By Shadow of Ezra (via @wttp3)
Vladimir Putin warns that Russia is ready to go to war with all of Europe if thatโs the path European leaders choose. He insists Moscow has no intention of starting a war, but says if Europe ignites it, Russia will be the one to finish it. He adds that facing Europe would be nothing like fighting ...
Trump tells Maduro to leave as 11 warships casually approach (very normal)
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Trump delivers ultimatum to Maduro to flee Venezuela IMMEDIATELY - as 11 US warships and 15,000 troops bear down on the Caribbean The talks occurred Friday amid a series of lethal American drone strikes against suspected Venezuelan drug traffickers in the region that has killed over 80 people.
