Elon responds to allegations with Jesus energy + cursed portrait
A screenshot of a Twitter post where Sean O'Neill cryptically warns that "something really really bad" is about to come out about someone, followed by...
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it's worse than u think (elaboration not included)
SLOP+ By William Ramsey Investigates (via @wttp3)
It's so much worse than you think. Much, much worse.
Trust the plan bro, show time is tonight (it's always tonight)
SLOP+ By W.H.Grampa (via @wttp3)
TONIGHT THE WORLD AS WE SEE IT WILL BE CHANGED FOREVER. - ALL PLANNED - The first arrest will shock the world - Show time... W.H.G
bro saw a plane and speedran a conspiracy theory
SLOP+ By Douglas Macgregor (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: KC 135 movement in the pacific. Get ready.
King of saying nothing while implying everything
A crude digital illustration of a bearded king in bright green robes holding a vague scepter, wearing a crown, sitting at a computer. There's a canvas/tent in the background and a monitor displaying cryptic text about knowing secret information. The entire aesthetic is intentionally low-effort and a...
man discovers Germany has culture, refuses to elaborate
bleak 3.0: now with 200% less substance, same existential dread
bleak 3.0
literally nothing happened and we're all supposed to care
SLOP+ By Jokes UK (via @wttp3)
Wild scenes on Sky News this morning
bro discovered the concept of corruption, very mysterious about it
Owen Shroyer (via @wttp3)β’
they're telling us the truth but like... secretly tho
SLOP+ By @pamelafrancis4476
@francklebeuf-vendez-v-v also get the truth to us covertly, which they have to do.
Asking permission for unknowable crimes
SLOP+ By πΎπππππ (via @wttp3)
Is it okay to do this in a public space?
we have star things. incredible. truly riveting observation
Elon Musk (via @wttp3)β’
two words that say nothing and everything simultaneously
Niche AF
rebuilding freedom's guns, whatever that means
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth (via @wttp3)β’
Vague teaser about mysterious behind-the-scenes stuff that nobody asked for
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CODIE BULLEN: Why I was surprised at how much was going on behind-the-scenes in Charlotte Chilton's paternity scandal I've been covering the Charlotte Chilton paternity scandal since it all began back in June 2024 and after interviewing him I was surprised at how much was taking place behind-the-sc...
bro really said 'wild ride' and dipped
SLOP+ By ThroughTheHoops
Oh that was a wild ride.
bro just said the words and dipped
SLOP+ By jcstrat
Some of the best visuals, and best sounds.
guy squints at screen, confidently guesses plot with zero info
What're we looking at here? Sisters reconnecting? Some reality show?
three words that mean everything and nothing simultaneously
SLOP+ By Derbesia
Empathy thing
SOMETHING'S HAPPENING AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT (least specific threat ever)
SLOP+ By Barry Cunningham (via @wttp3)
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S HAPPENING AND THE DEMOCRATS NOW KNOW IT!
and nothing was ever the same again (we don't know what happened)
SLOP+ By @GogetaTuiego
2 years later
nothing here is funny hΓ΄: the manifesto nobody asked for
SLOP+ By @RockCreeksideIii
β@melyssaExplainsItAllnothing here is funny hΓ΄
the digital equivalent of shrugging into the void
@fullsendabeerforme2988β’
asking the void about rule 22 like it's a universal law
SLOP+ By thatisernameistaken
What is rule 22?
adult words demanded from the chronically vague
SLOP+ By @_Common_Logic_
@RichardWhite-f2u Who's lost and why? Use your adult words.
mysterious question about unspecified 'them', zero context provided
SLOP+ By @ahreuwu
I'm curious about them, how are they, long term?
git push failed, we're looking into it (we have no idea)
SLOP+ By GitHub Status (via @wttp3)
We are seeing failures for some git http operations and are investigating
man discovers basic emotion, internet rejoices
i'm blown away by this
mysterious marcus drops the most mid content known to mankind
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