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Actress announces breasts are her best friends, mother saved the day
SLOP+ By Emir Han (via @wttp3)
A celebrity gives an uncomfortably earnest testimonial about not getting breast reduction surgery in high school, crediting her mother's intervention and somehow calling her own body parts 'best friends' like they're sentient companions. It's the kind of self-aware-yet-oblivious oversharing that mak...
Guy left expensive champagne for venue host, now immortalized in humble-brag Twitter thread
SLOP+ By J.R. Holmsted (via @wttp3)
He’s funny, decently self aware, curious about things he doesn’t know, comes across as genuine, & is unapologetically pro-American. True story: He headlined my venue at SXSW & had 3 $300+ bottles of champagne on his rider I had a little trouble getting on short notice. There was 1 left in his trai...
Even glam icons get bounced from clubs; the tabloid glow-up
guy eats 20mg, lectures 300mg edible antifa warriors
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The radical left eats 300 mg of cannabis edibles before fighting federal agents and Portland citizens. I'm an experienced cannabis user and I eat 20 mg for pain relief
man discovers girlfriend exists, declares solitude dead and women superior
SLOP+ By dante (via @wttp3)
living with my girlfriend has shown me how much of a donkey i am. shes a beast, probably because she has no hobbies. jokes aside, i truly believe im an organizard and hygienic young man. my space is clean, i clip my nails regularly, and i dont smell like cheese. i really thought i was good at styi...
billionaire's wife emotional about daughter's college acceptance (very relatable)
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Lauren Sánchez Bezos Celebrates Daughter Ella’s College Milestone Lauren Sánchez Bezos is priming herself for a new chapter. The former Good Day L.A....
I taste 4000 wines yearly but will help you find £10 supermarket plonk
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I'm a drinks expert who's tried 4,000 wines this year. These are the 10 best supermarket whites under £10 I'd happily serve to even the biggest wine snob: HELENA NICKLIN When tasting, I try to look at the price last, so I can guess what I think it's worth. Those that ­surprise me end up on my r...
Man cries about jacket, asks wife to beat him if he complains again
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Rory McIlroy jokingly instructs wife Erica to 'punch him' after green jacket complaint Northern Ireland's Rory McIlroy has revealed an unexpected struggle with the trappings of Masters glory during an appearance at CNBC's CEO Council Forum. The Holywood golfer admitted he had grown weary of bring...
