20yo discovers purchasing power, immediately attributes it to moral superiority
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dude watches girlfriend get thirsty DMs, becomes life coach
SLOP+ By Murray Hill Guy (via @wttp3)
I once dated a “gym influencer.” ~20k followers. Daily body pics. Thirst traps nonstop. Was cool to me. One night she opens her DMs in bed next to me. 100+ requests. Compliments. Blue check dudes. There were a few 500k+ follower guys that were way bigger than me… She laughs. Like actually laughs....
Bro really said 'let me list my entire personality in one breath'
SLOP+ By Peter B (via @wttp3)
Married 20+ years, three kids that adore me, 47, best hair on X, 5’11 and 195, six pack, with 11% body fat. My wife is perfect, has zero social media and looks 25. Retired mid 40’s and I travel the world as hobby to show my kids culture.
Santa's naughty list just became a policy platform
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broke carnivore brags about penthouse steaks in mexico, sentence unfinished
SLOP+ By Jeckov Kanani (via @wttp3)
Since I’m a carnivore, many of you ask me where I buy my steaks and how much it costs me to live in Mexico. - I live in a 220 sqm hotel penthouse in Playa del Carmen and pay $1,500 USD, including utilities and cleaning. They also change my sheets and towels. In the same hotel,
cabinet member brags about air force then pivots to dishes
SLOP+ By United States Trade Representative (via @wttp3)
My wife Marlo’s unwavering devotion to our family has allowed me the privilege of serving in the U.S. Air Force and now in @POTUS ’ Cabinet. But I promise my family to stay on top of my dishwashing duties no matter how busy I am.
Peak boomer energy wrapped in millennial packaging
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