Just vibing with my $30M liquid net worth, totally modest btw
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20yo discovers purchasing power, immediately attributes it to moral superiority
SLOP+ By autist (via @wttp3)
I'm 20. I just bought myself an air fryer. Not “parents.” Not “got lucky.” Just discipline, perseverance & priorities.
dude watches girlfriend get thirsty DMs, becomes life coach
SLOP+ By Murray Hill Guy (via @wttp3)
I once dated a “gym influencer.” ~20k followers. Daily body pics. Thirst traps nonstop. Was cool to me. One night she opens her DMs in bed next to me. 100+ requests. Compliments. Blue check dudes. There were a few 500k+ follower guys that were way bigger than me… She laughs. Like actually laughs....
Bro really said 'let me list my entire personality in one breath'
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Santa's naughty list just became a policy platform
SLOP+ By Donald J. Trump (via @wttp3)
Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly. We no longer have Open Borders, Men in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, or Weak Law Enforcement. What we do have is a Record Stock Market and 401K’s, Lowe...
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broke carnivore brags about penthouse steaks in mexico, sentence unfinished
SLOP+ By Jeckov Kanani (via @wttp3)
Since I’m a carnivore, many of you ask me where I buy my steaks and how much it costs me to live in Mexico. - I live in a 220 sqm hotel penthouse in Playa del Carmen and pay $1,500 USD, including utilities and cleaning. They also change my sheets and towels. In the same hotel,
cabinet member brags about air force then pivots to dishes
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Peak boomer energy wrapped in millennial packaging
SLOP+ By Nick O’Neill (via @wttp3)
43 years old, no kids, crypto millionaire, smoking hot girlfriend. Name anyone having a better Christmas than me.