cranky the chicken deserves better than this cryptic manifesto
KEYBOARD-MASHING-ENERGYโREMOVE FILTER
banana logic meets fog tokens in the blartz dimension
blorp gwetry banana-sandwich-logicโ confusion whispers ndeqecn Boweiq ciwetry amidst blartzโ tokens lost in fog
random letter salad asking existential questions about corn in pockets
BUT WHY THO?! RDG SLIT WQE *TIR BMY? HOW? HOW? HOW? UOI SO THU BLU CORN LIMI SIR & IN YOUR POCKET? WELTIN? HE SAID SOMEONE WOLLD GO HERE! MASKS IN PANE.
someone let their keyboard have a seizure under blacklights
puns about police funding but make it stroke victim
news! destructiv e puns civic duty: ืืค: chasIN! IS FAR undeFEATED math ALLOCATIO mรณ ob misresource, police
life is bad and the alphabet is having a seizure about it
UZZZESMOGL CRINGE in broken echoesโ MRDZ=BAD life crack
romance journalism but the writer had a stroke mid-thesaurus
hMmM intensifies with aggressive punctuation
SLOP+ By @jonathansauceda589
@anticonspiracy957 exactly what hMmM?...!.??!
abracadabra but make it unintelligible and vaguely offensive
SLOP+ By @tiktokmademesellit7040
Ima rather say EBRE BROโ DABRA