AI said 'I got this' then yeeted someone's frontal lobe
MEDICAL-HORRORโREMOVE FILTER
Speedrunning permanent disability with zero chill
A dark humor news meme featuring an X-ray of a severed hand/finger alongside a circular inset image of a nonvenomous snake. The caption describes a man who panic-amputated his own finger after being bitten by a harmless snake, creating an ironic tragedy-of-errors narrative. Extracted text: THINGS ...
Sudocrem + diarrhea speedrun: a medical trauma memoir
SLOP+ By Mitten d'Amour (via @wttp3)
Enduring a โbowel prepโ aka medically induced exorcism via the shit chute prior to a colonoscopy tomorrow. Highlight so farโฆ reaching round to apply Sudocrem to my burning hoop, only to be rewarded with a hand full of arse piss.
surgeon said 'let's spice things up' and she meant it literally
SLOP+ By TS (via @wttp3)
She went for a liposuction but ended up with something else
Nurse discovers mystery crayon in unexpected orifice, questions life choices
SLOP+ By Fesshole (via @wttp3)
Nurse. Once found a crayon in a penis. Wasn't even what he came in with. It's what we call a secondary find