Trump-as-Jesus speedrun: maximum cringe in one divine painting



A member of the Trump family confidently announces they're personally rescuing Christianity, God, and the nuclear family in one breathless sentence, as if these are failing startups in need of venture capital. The statement collages together culture war talking points with the conviction of someone ...
A large political rally crowd scene with supporters holding signs. A prominent sign reads 'Thank You, Lord JESUS, FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP' held above the crowd. Multiple attendees wearing MAGA merchandise are visible, with cameras and phones capturing the moment. A man in a dark suit and red cap is inte...



Trumpβs WH Spiritual Advisor, Paula White: βTo say no to Trump is like saying no to God.β