hammer meets tile: nobody asked for this but here it is anyway



Someone having a completely unhinged conversation about puppies and snack packs with people named Webb and Andy, speaking like they're in the middle of three different thoughts simultaneously. It's unclear if they're making a purchasing decision, offering supplies, or just narrating their visual exp...
At my age, it's not often I can announce having done something for the first time, but today I got into the shower while wearing my glasses.



A glass of amber-colored liquid (likely whiskey or cola) sits on a wooden surface in what appears to be a home setting. The photo is slightly blurry and taken at an angle, with various items visible in the background including what looks like cleaning supplies and household items. The lighting creat...