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bald woman in capris commits fashion crime, witnesses weaponize specificity

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Tarantino + bomb shelter = peak unhinged foot-fetish comparison

Tarantino + bomb shelter = peak unhinged foot-fetish comparison

SLOP+ By β˜… (via @wttp3)

When I was a freshman in college, there was a nervous local pervert who pretended to live in my dorm and would try (sometimes successfully) to get photos & video of people's feet for "kinesiology homework." This is how I picture Quentin Tarantino in an Israeli bomb shelter

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the most specific warning label ever sewn onto a life choice

the most specific warning label ever sewn onto a life choice

SLOP+ By Lord Miles Official (via @wttp3)

Never trust a white man who finds Asian girls attractive and lives in Asia working remotely but also has no money

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man discovers fractional doughnut appreciation, civilization remains unmoved

I love 75% of doughnuts.

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man discovers fractional doughnut appreciation, civilization remains unmoved
free up 61.67GB for... what exactly? (unhinged storage demands)

free up 61.67GB for... what exactly? (unhinged storage demands)

SLOP+ By gordon freeman from black mesa (via @wttp3)

Guys, free up like 61.67GB on your drive. Now!

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cryptic massage enthusiast needs to elaborate immediately

First off, I’m a real person. I love mine. Once you get used to it, it’s almost relaxing like a massage. Hard to explain. But definitely recommend

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