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pole vaulting into irrelevance one selfie at a time
A stylized illustration of a person doing a pole vault or horizontal pole trick while holding up a smartphone, set against a suburban background with houses and palm trees. The figure is drawn in a comic/editorial style with exaggerated proportions and dynamic movement, appearing to be mid-athletic ...
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the 2026 party platter nobody asked for
SLOP+ By Adelin (via @wttp3)
Someone just casually listed a pharmaceutical dream team like they're ordering from a menu at Applebee's. This is the energy of someone who thinks combining five different drugs is a personality trait, posted with the confidence of a suburban dad recommending a craft beer. The cringe is astronomical...
The speedrun any% WR for HOA violations just got unbeatable
Retro beef: returning unsolicited gifts from tabby exports
A retro-styled line drawing illustration in bright yellow showing two women at a doorway. One woman with short blonde hair is handing over what appears to be a litter box or container to a taller woman with very long blonde hair wearing a simple white dress. The scene is set in a yellow hallway with...
child develops underground cookie economy to settle 3rd grade poker debts
SLOP+ By Charlotte Lee (via @wttp3)
Just saw my kid put a whole sleeve of cookies in her school backpack. I raised an eyebrow and she said “oh it’s to pay off my gambling debts”
