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the 2026 party platter nobody asked for
SLOP+ By Adelin (via @wttp3)
Someone just casually listed a pharmaceutical dream team like they're ordering from a menu at Applebee's. This is the energy of someone who thinks combining five different drugs is a personality trait, posted with the confidence of a suburban dad recommending a craft beer. The cringe is astronomical...
The speedrun any% WR for HOA violations just got unbeatable
A pixel art parody video game screenshot depicting a blonde woman in a leopard print top and sunglasses wielding a flaming garden gnome weapon, destroying a suburban house. The scene mimics a classic 2000s game interface with health bars, power-up indicators, and absurdist humor naming it 'Karen Sim...
Retro beef: returning unsolicited gifts from tabby exports
child develops underground cookie economy to settle 3rd grade poker debts
SLOP+ By Charlotte Lee (via @wttp3)
Just saw my kid put a whole sleeve of cookies in her school backpack. I raised an eyebrow and she said “oh it’s to pay off my gambling debts”