marriages fear her, therapists unionize, downvotes incoming
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Royal Mail delivers disappointment faster than packages
SLOP+ By emily m (via @wttp3)
Ah dear @RoyalMail . Why are you so disappointingly utterly consistently totally shit. Tried so hard to get my sisters birthday present delivered on time. You give timings. Change the timings. Deliver at the former time. And then sound surprised when people miss your totally random parachute drop....
spouse ghosting speedrun any% - tea break world record unlocked
SLOP+ By Fesshole (via @wttp3)
I am the third wheel in my marriage. My spouse spends every free moment on their phone. I send messages asking if they want a cup of tea; I will often have a cup of tea myself between asking and getting a reply.
threatens you through a window while batting eyelashes at broken logic
