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MP discovers caps lock and collective nouns, accidentally writes own career obituary

Removing every single illegal migrant from Britain is now an urgent priority. Not only the rapists, murderers and sex pests, but all of them. They are ALL criminals. I say it is THE most urgent priority. I really don't care how they insult me in Westminster because of it. Corbyn says I'm 'disgusting...

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MP discovers caps lock and collective nouns, accidentally writes own career obituary
Posh school trauma meets asylum politics, sprinkle insults
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Posh school trauma meets asylum politics, sprinkle insults

SLOP+ By Withnail Jones (via @wttp3)

So ⁦ @AdamBrooksMedia ⁩ the midget, pub landlord, who went to a posh school (like I did) is prejudiced against asylum seekers who are put up in hotels because he thinks they’re too luxurious. Adam, get your pampered arse into one of those hotels for a week, you precious tit.

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Caring is cringe, actually - a guide by someone very normal

SLOP+ By irene (via @wttp3)

People acting like they give a shit about homeless drug addicted prostitutes is hilarious

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Caring is cringe, actually - a guide by someone very normal