Daily Mail discovers women exist, clutches pearls dramatically
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Breaking: People exist indoors, media declares national crisis
A satirical post from 'The British Patriot' showing a photo of people inside what appears to be a police station, with several individuals in casual poses (some kneeling, one with a dog). The post falsely claims this represents a widespread protest movement, when the image appears to show ordinary p...
Harvard guy yells about AI, gets the Warhol treatment for clicks
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A Futurism article dressed up in ironic pop-art iconography to sell what is probably a completely normal AI-skeptical speech as some kind of profanity-soaked manifesto. The Warhol-style halo treatment screams 'we know this is thin content, so we made it visually unhinged.' This is peak prestige-medi...
congressional-resignation-arc speedrun any% (no context required)
Farage bad, Mosley invoked, minorities sad. Very brave. Much politics.
SLOP+ By William Dalrymple (via @wttp3)
A righteous social media post comparing contemporary UK politics to interwar fascism because some people don't like how a politician talks about minorities. The author has apparently never heard of "Godwin's Law" and treats historical fascism like a rhetorical Swiss Army knife. Peak performative act...
Peter Thiel speedrun to antichrist allegations, no copyright intended
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A furious screed against Silicon Valley's alleged death cult, complete with religious metaphors and accusations that tech billionaires are literally anti-Christian while pursuing profit through human suffering. Someone watched too many YouTube essays about tech monopolies and decided to channel it t...
Shocked parent discovers teenagers exist
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Politician forced to witness consequences, more at 11
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Kristi Noem gets brutally destroyed, as sheβs forced to witness the devastation she has left behind with her actions
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YouTuber commits cardinal sin: wears hat indoors, tabloids lose minds
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Eating With Tod accused of having 'no manners' after wearing cap to eat at restaurant run by Michelin star chef who catered Harry and Meghan's wedding...
MP discovers caps lock and collective nouns, accidentally writes own career obituary
man discovers pantomime tradition, immediately declares culture war
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This anti-woke warrior got his knickers in a twist about men dressing up as women at Christmas and the entirety of the internet responded as one http:// thepoke.com/2025/12/02/thi s-anti-woke-warrior-got-his-knickers-in-a-twist-about-men-dressing-up-as-women-at-christmas-and-the-entirety-of-the-int...
Posh school trauma meets asylum politics, sprinkle insults
SLOP+ By Withnail Jones (via @wttp3)
So β¦ @AdamBrooksMedia β© the midget, pub landlord, who went to a posh school (like I did) is prejudiced against asylum seekers who are put up in hotels because he thinks theyβre too luxurious. Adam, get your pampered arse into one of those hotels for a week, you precious tit.
Caring is cringe, actually - a guide by someone very normal
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angry comment section cosplay with zero elaboration
Wtf was that? Like seriously, who actually gets entertained by this kind of stuff? This was cringe asf. What was she thinking making this video? We...