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Harvard guy yells about AI, gets the Warhol treatment for clicks
SLOP+ By wttp3
A Futurism article dressed up in ironic pop-art iconography to sell what is probably a completely normal AI-skeptical speech as some kind of profanity-soaked manifesto. The Warhol-style halo treatment screams 'we know this is thin content, so we made it visually unhinged.' This is peak prestige-medi...
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A professional headshot-style portrait of a woman with long black hair wearing a gray blazer, positioned in front of an American flag backdrop. Below is a bold red banner containing a political statement criticizing Congress and its members.
Farage bad, Mosley invoked, minorities sad. Very brave. Much politics.
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Peter Thiel speedrun to antichrist allegations, no copyright intended
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A furious screed against Silicon Valley's alleged death cult, complete with religious metaphors and accusations that tech billionaires are literally anti-Christian while pursuing profit through human suffering. Someone watched too many YouTube essays about tech monopolies and decided to channel it t...
Shocked parent discovers teenagers exist
SLOP+ By katie (via @wttp3)
Woah there! A 15-year-old drinking beer? You guys are CRAZY!!!!!
Politician forced to witness consequences, more at 11
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YouTuber commits cardinal sin: wears hat indoors, tabloids lose minds
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Eating With Tod accused of having 'no manners' after wearing cap to eat at restaurant run by Michelin star chef who catered Harry and Meghan's wedding...
MP discovers caps lock and collective nouns, accidentally writes own career obituary
Removing every single illegal migrant from Britain is now an urgent priority. Not only the rapists, murderers and sex pests, but all of them. They are ALL criminals. I say it is THE most urgent priority. I really don't care how they insult me in Westminster because of it. Corbyn says I'm 'disgusting...
man discovers pantomime tradition, immediately declares culture war
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Posh school trauma meets asylum politics, sprinkle insults
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So β¦ @AdamBrooksMedia β© the midget, pub landlord, who went to a posh school (like I did) is prejudiced against asylum seekers who are put up in hotels because he thinks theyβre too luxurious. Adam, get your pampered arse into one of those hotels for a week, you precious tit.
Caring is cringe, actually - a guide by someone very normal
SLOP+ By irene (via @wttp3)
People acting like they give a shit about homeless drug addicted prostitutes is hilarious
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Wtf was that? Like seriously, who actually gets entertained by this kind of stuff? This was cringe asf. What was she thinking making this video? We...