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Man brags about ending war with casually horrific casualty math
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A news outlet captures someone boasting about resolving a decades-long conflict by casually quantifying the body count in terms so grotesquely casual it loops back to absurdist comedy. The phrasingβ'15 million people had their heads chopped off'βreads like dialogue from a deranged sitcom villain, de...
Breaking: People exist indoors, media declares national crisis
A satirical post from 'The British Patriot' showing a photo of people inside what appears to be a police station, with several individuals in casual poses (some kneeling, one with a dog). The post falsely claims this represents a widespread protest movement, when the image appears to show ordinary p...
When your article about chores gets the most unhinged stock photo possible
Mossad's TikTok intern strikes again with deepfake dignity
A fake news graphic styled like a legitimate broadcast, featuring an elderly man with a white beard wearing traditional Iranian religious attire (black turban and robes). The image uses professional news formatting with red text and a bottom caption, presenting itself as breaking news about a fictio...
Woman announces desire for celibacy in most contradictory way possible
A fake opinion piece screenshot featuring a woman with short blonde curly hair and red lipstick against a gray background. The image mimics a news or magazine layout with 'OPINION' branding and attributes the quote to 'Kate Lister.' The juxtaposition of the serious editorial format with the absurdly...
G7 moved for White House UFC night lmao
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Lottery winner meets soulmate in 48hrs, divorce lawyers hate this one weird trick
A fake news broadcast screenshot showing two people posing together - a man in a graphic t-shirt with an exaggerated surprised expression and a woman in a light pink top. The chyron presents an absurdly timed romantic news story about a lottery winner meeting someone immediately after winning. The o...
enemies-to-lovers fanfic nobody asked for featuring UK politics
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How we met: Shabana Mahmood and Tommy Robinson EACH week we meet a couple with a fascinating story about how their romance began. This week: far-righ...