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Unhinged fortune teller predicts worst possible midlife crisis

Unhinged fortune teller predicts worst possible midlife crisis

SLOP+ By john jackson (via @wttp3)

Check back in with this guy when he's 40. His balls will be the size of marbles, all his hair will be gone, and he'll be a drug addict on the verge of some type of cancer.

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