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Times discovers women mad, uses stats as personality
SLOP+ By wttp3
The Times drops a vague survey claiming 25% of UK women experience rage, then pivots to complaining about healthcare rankings with all the strategic concern of a newsletter template. This is the journalistic equivalent of someone rage-posting a screenshot of a headline—technically newsworthy, fundam...
Telegraph discovers NHS's wildest hiring strategy (extremely fake)
A fake Telegraph headline with an inflammatory, absurd claim pairing mugshot-style photographs of two individuals with sensational text. The headline uses inflammatory language to create a deliberately outrageous and false claim about the NHS.
touching grass speedrun: global pedophile cabal speedrun any%
SLOP+ By Irlandarra (via @wttp3)
Donald Trump's spiritual leader, Robert Morris, has just been sentenced to only six months in prison for sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl We are r...
WSJ reports something WSJ definitely didn't report (trust me bro)
SLOP+ By Harry Sisson (via @wttp3)
The WSJ just reported that Donald Trump sent employees (usually young women) to Epstein’s mansion for massages where they would be assaulted. Everyone at the spa knew Epstein was creepy and Trump kept sending girls anyway. This should be the biggest story of the day.
Trump sleeps through Rubio speech, writers discover 'ass-kissing' metaphors
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Donald Trump missed some prime Marco Rubio ass-kissing thanks to a very public cat nap – 15 rousing takedowns We get it. Being President of the United States is a hard job. Probably very stressful and tiring. But still, this latest Donald Trump power nap seems wildly disrespectful. Trump was caught...
Netflix crashes, fans rage, headlines write themselves
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Stranger Things fans left fuming as Netflix CRASHES moments after fifth and final season premieres The long-awaited first volume of the fifth and fin...