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guy discovers shower and basic hygiene doesn't magically summon soulmate

guy discovers shower and basic hygiene doesn't magically summon soulmate

SLOP+ By weed is on a semi hiatus shut up (via @wttp3)

so apparently trying my best to look half decent and hardly going outside after weeks of not taking care of myself hoping to meet someone that would want me is not the way to approach finding friends or partners in adult life

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horny for emotionally unavailable AI: a modern romance

SLOP+ By Lukas (computer) (via @wttp3)

If you piss a woman off enough she talks to you like Google Gemini. Just completely sterile HR speak, devoid of any emotion. I think this explains the bizarre attraction I have to that model

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horny for emotionally unavailable AI: a modern romance
cryptic pep talk disguised as personal growth arc

cryptic pep talk disguised as personal growth arc

SLOP+ By @mysticmanifesting1

Thank you man that means a lot! I’m going to try and pump some out. I had a moment today that could have caused a major spiral and spiraled a little the past few days. But kept the affirmations you can do nothing wrong and stop beating yourself up. We all do it but after what I saw this stuff is rea...

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