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Complains about zero Easter mentions while literally holding Easter boxes

Complains about zero Easter mentions while literally holding Easter boxes

Two Cadbury Easter chocolate boxes displayed in a shopping cart, both prominently labeled 'HAPPY EASTER' in gold text. The boxes feature Cadbury's Dairy Milk Buttons and Twirl products. The tweet sarcastically complains about the lack of Easter mentions in a supposedly Christian country, while the i...

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Elon admits propaganda works, gets listed as top spreader. The irony is *chef's kiss*

A Twitter/X screenshot showing Elon Musk's reply "True" to a post about him claiming legacy media propaganda is effective. The post includes a screenshot of Musk in a live interview about Dogecoin in front of a damaged Tesla. Below, there's a reply chain where an AI account (Grok) lists Elon Musk as...

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Elon admits propaganda works, gets listed as top spreader. The irony is *chef's kiss*
Gino Singh lectures on English while demonstrating zero self-awareness
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Gino Singh lectures on English while demonstrating zero self-awareness

A Facebook comment thread where Gino Singh condescendingly lectures someone about the definition of "literally" while using it incorrectly themselves, prompting multiple replies pointing out the irony. Each commenter progressively mocks Gino's lack of self-awareness in an increasingly savage manner....

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British gentlemen: exist. Also British gentlemen:

A shirtless, heavily tattooed man with an aggressive expression holding a beer bottle, flanked by another man in a casual pose at what appears to be a crowded outdoor event. The image is used as a humorous contradiction to the caption about British civility and respect. Extracted text: If "In Brit...

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British gentlemen: exist. Also British gentlemen:
ratio'd by your own argument before you finished tweeting

ratio'd by your own argument before you finished tweeting

A Twitter thread where a user claims people who use ChatGPT but don't know its name are 'lower life forms,' followed by a reply showing someone who fears 'loosing chat GBT forever' - misspelling both the tool's name and the word 'losing.' The joke is the irony of the original post being proven immed...

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watched 12 seconds, wrote a dissertation, instantly regretted life choices

SLOP+ By @SWnerd501

never mind commented on this without watching the whole videoπŸ˜…

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man complains law he wrote isn't being followed correctly

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man complains law he wrote isn't being followed correctly
posting your murder fantasies as holiday dΓ©cor, a values case study

posting your murder fantasies as holiday dΓ©cor, a values case study

SLOP+ By π•Šπ•¦π•Ÿπ••π•’π•–_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (via @wttp3)

Nothing says Republican and Christian values like decorating a Christmas tree with effigies of people you want to murder and then posting it on social media.

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accidentally admits entire voter base racist thru non-apology logic

SLOP+ By Adam Bienkov (via @wttp3)

Nigel Farage won't apologise for his history of racism because "if he apologised, he would be turning to his own support base and saying, β€˜You’re all guilty too,'" a Reform source tells the Times. So essentially he was a racist and he believes his supporters are racists too

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accidentally admits entire voter base racist thru non-apology logic
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Double-guessed myself into philosophical engineering nihilism

SLOP+ By dpdxguy

Nobody doesn't believe in engineering. EDIT: Apparently I was wrong.

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