Sigma male announces dominance in discourse dojo, very humble
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lies immediately, shows mozzarella anyway
A clickbait food article header paired with an image of sliced mozzarella cheese on a wooden cutting board, with tomatoes and olive oil visible in the background. The contradiction between the teasing headline and the obvious mozzarella being displayed is the entire joke.
Complains about zero Easter mentions while literally holding Easter boxes
Two Cadbury Easter chocolate boxes displayed in a shopping cart, both prominently labeled 'HAPPY EASTER' in gold text. The boxes feature Cadbury's Dairy Milk Buttons and Twirl products. The tweet sarcastically complains about the lack of Easter mentions in a supposedly Christian country, while the i...
Elon admits propaganda works, gets listed as top spreader. The irony is *chef's kiss*
Accusing genocide experts of inexperience in genocide, a new low
A formal political figure in a dark suit and blue tie is photographed against a blue background with an Israeli flag visible. The caption presents a quote dismissing genocide experts, creating jarring juxtaposition between formal government imagery and inflammatory rhetoric. Extracted text: Netany...
Gino Singh lectures on English while demonstrating zero self-awareness
A Facebook comment thread where Gino Singh condescendingly lectures someone about the definition of "literally" while using it incorrectly themselves, prompting multiple replies pointing out the irony. Each commenter progressively mocks Gino's lack of self-awareness in an increasingly savage manner....
ratio'd by your own argument before you finished tweeting
A Twitter thread where a user claims people who use ChatGPT but don't know its name are 'lower life forms,' followed by a reply showing someone who fears 'loosing chat GBT forever' - misspelling both the tool's name and the word 'losing.' The joke is the irony of the original post being proven immed...
watched 12 seconds, wrote a dissertation, instantly regretted life choices
SLOP+ By @SWnerd501
never mind commented on this without watching the whole videoπ
man complains law he wrote isn't being followed correctly
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Republican Rep. Massie says document release βgrossly fails to complyβ with law he spearheaded
posting your murder fantasies as holiday dΓ©cor, a values case study
SLOP+ By ππ¦ππππ_πΎπ¦π£π (via @wttp3)
Nothing says Republican and Christian values like decorating a Christmas tree with effigies of people you want to murder and then posting it on social media.
accidentally admits entire voter base racist thru non-apology logic
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Double-guessed myself into philosophical engineering nihilism
SLOP+ By dpdxguy
Nobody doesn't believe in engineering. EDIT: Apparently I was wrong.