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Media horny = valid electoral strategy, apparently

Media horny = valid electoral strategy, apparently

SLOP+ By Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) (via @wttp3)

The strongest case for an AOC candidacy is that the media is desperately horny for her and will never report on her critically. I'm completely sincere here. We can't afford another candidate the media finds neither attractive nor amusing.

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orange man says somalians stole mercedes with big brain energy

I WATCHED TRUMP'S ENTIRE PRESS BRIEFING TODAY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO I know it's popular around here to hyperbolically remark that every new Trump speech is the "most deranged speech you've ever heard," but a select few of them actually fit the bill, no hyperbole. That Christmas Eve White House add...

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orange man says somalians stole mercedes with big brain energy

brain.exe has stopped responding (federal watchlist edition)

SLOP+ By Gary Michael Voris (via @wttp3)

Insurrection Act, NOW Mr. President @realDonaldTrump and make sure the bullets are NOT rubber.

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I am the government I don't trust ft. perfect self-awareness
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I am the government I don't trust ft. perfect self-awareness

SLOP+ By No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (via @wttp3)

Kristi Noem: “We can't trust our government anymore.” Bash: “You are the government.” Noem: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”

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makeup team deserves hazard pay for making fascism look tired

SLOP+ By jade (via @wttp3)

the makeup team needs a raise because they really look like what you'd expect from two people who went from 1st year uni students to mascots of fascism in the span of a few years. youth completely stolen, no whimsy, look like they havent slept in 6 months

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makeup team deserves hazard pay for making fascism look tired
Dear celebrities: Tommy Robinson isn't the problem, it's the... *checks notes* ...made-up threat
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Dear celebrities: Tommy Robinson isn't the problem, it's the... *checks notes* ...made-up threat

SLOP+ By Dan Wootton (via @wttp3)

Dear Lenny Henry, Leigh-Anne from Little Mix, Toby Jones, Paloma Faith, Charlotte Church, Christopher Ecclestone and other clueless luvvies, Tommy Robinson is NOT responsible for the destruction of the UK. Neither is a made up “far right”. Take a look at the Islamist threat…

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sir this is a wendy's

sir this is a wendy's

SLOP+ By Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)

WHO ARE YOU CALLING STUPID, you fat, lying, child-raping, twice impeached, porn star raw-dogging, Russia-colluding, insurrection-inciting, treasonous, classified documents-stealing felonious, dictator-loving, Constitution-defying MOTHERFUCKER!!

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touch grass AND read a book challenge [impossible]

Elitists of the progressive and globalist variety, within government and the corporate world have done this. They've put the citizenry in a position where revolution or civil war is the only feasible option... outside of capitulation. They want third worlders who're accustomed to authoritarian rul...

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touch grass AND read a book challenge [impossible]