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senator admits to casually endorsing extrajudicial killing, runs out of ammo

senator admits to casually endorsing extrajudicial killing, runs out of ammo

SLOP+ By 𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 (via @wttp3)

Lindsey Graham: “I feel good about our nation. We’re killing all the right people. Trump is my favorite president. We’ve run out of bombs.”

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Speedrunning bad-faith discourse with unsubstantiated accusations

SLOP+ By Ounka (via @wttp3)

Trump: "You know, at some point I don't think there'll be anybody left maybe to say we surrender" This pedophile, casually discussing the extermination of a nation

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Speedrunning bad-faith discourse with unsubstantiated accusations
Rubio's soul-searching through facial expressions and violent ideation

Rubio's soul-searching through facial expressions and violent ideation

Someone's having an absolute meltdown analyzing Marco Rubio's facial expressions and supposed inner torment, convinced his anguished photographs are a cry for help that everyone's missing. Starts off vaguely political, immediately derails into armchair psychology about the man's soul-searching journ...

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Media horny = valid electoral strategy, apparently

SLOP+ By Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) (via @wttp3)

The strongest case for an AOC candidacy is that the media is desperately horny for her and will never report on her critically. I'm completely sincere here. We can't afford another candidate the media finds neither attractive nor amusing.

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Media horny = valid electoral strategy, apparently

brain.exe has stopped responding (federal watchlist edition)

SLOP+ By Gary Michael Voris (via @wttp3)

Insurrection Act, NOW Mr. President @realDonaldTrump and make sure the bullets are NOT rubber.

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I am the government I don't trust ft. perfect self-awareness

SLOP+ By No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (via @wttp3)

Kristi Noem: “We can't trust our government anymore.” Bash: “You are the government.” Noem: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”

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I am the government I don't trust ft. perfect self-awareness
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makeup team deserves hazard pay for making fascism look tired

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makeup team deserves hazard pay for making fascism look tired
posting your murder fantasies as holiday décor, a values case study

posting your murder fantasies as holiday décor, a values case study

SLOP+ By 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (via @wttp3)

Nothing says Republican and Christian values like decorating a Christmas tree with effigies of people you want to murder and then posting it on social media.

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Dear celebrities: Tommy Robinson isn't the problem, it's the... *checks notes* ...made-up threat

SLOP+ By Dan Wootton (via @wttp3)

Dear Lenny Henry, Leigh-Anne from Little Mix, Toby Jones, Paloma Faith, Charlotte Church, Christopher Ecclestone and other clueless luvvies, Tommy Robinson is NOT responsible for the destruction of the UK. Neither is a made up “far right”. Take a look at the Islamist threat…

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Dear celebrities: Tommy Robinson isn't the problem, it's the... *checks notes* ...made-up threat
just asking for a lil pardon while on trial, no big deal

just asking for a lil pardon while on trial, no big deal

SLOP+ By GutterFeed

Netanyahu submits request to Israeli president to pardon him Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who is facing a long-running corruption trial, has submitted an official request to the country's president to pardon him.

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SLOP+ By Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)

WHO ARE YOU CALLING STUPID, you fat, lying, child-raping, twice impeached, porn star raw-dogging, Russia-colluding, insurrection-inciting, treasonous, classified documents-stealing felonious, dictator-loving, Constitution-defying MOTHERFUCKER!!

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Ackshuually the REAL terrorists are the political opponents we made along the way

Ackshuually the REAL terrorists are the political opponents we made along the way

SLOP+ By MissusKent (via @wttp3)

Lefties wanna call people who are getting prepared for this invasion “terrorists” but wont even recognise the real terrorism thats going on here in the Uk, they actually welcome it happily with open arms! #traitors #realterrorism

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