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Dazed mag really said 'let's overanalyze the mullet'
A vintage portrait of David Bowie from the 1970s featuring his iconic reddish-brown mullet hairstyle, pale complexion, and striking blue eyes. He's wearing what appears to be a blue and patterned garment against a gold curtain backdrop. The image is being used as clickbait for a fashion/beauty retro...
Fake White Lotus location reveal with vibes and zero actual info
Three young women posed in front of an ornate Italian villa with castle-like turrets, manicured gardens, and pools. The image appears to be a clickbait-style meme combining HBO's 'The White Lotus' with what looks like a luxury resort location. The women are styled fashionably against the sprawling M...
wagner moura living rent-free in internet's head, barely breathing
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Tabloid headlines vs. casual selfie energy: a mismatch for the ages
A selfie-style portrait of a blonde woman with green eyes and red lipstick against a neutral background. The image is paired with a sensationalist headline from Mirror tabloid describing an alleged violent incident at a Dubai party, creating a jarring disconnect between the casual selfie and the ext...
Aesthetic apocalypse meets unverified data for maximum environmental panic
A dramatic, dystopian-style image featuring a futuristic cityscape at sunset with two tall buildings glowing red, surrounded by ominous dark clouds and smoke. The foreground shows a desolate, cracked surface with glowing red fissures resembling lava. The image combines apocalyptic imagery with an al...
Daily Mail discovers the secret to clickbait: vague innuendo + stock photo drama
Breathless SNL gossip with the dramatic flair of a text alert
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Is Bowen Yang Leaving SNL? Details on Midseason Shocker This is not a joking matter: Bowen Yang might be leaving Saturday Night Live. The comedian is reportedly set to exit the show after eight seasons following the upcoming Dec. 20 episode, which will...
Gok Wan party story reveals absolutely nothing, delivers pure mid
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'I partied with Gok Wan all day and you'll never guess what he was doing' Having long swapped late-night clubbing for more alternative scenes, I finally took the plunge at London’s Ministry of Sound for Gok Wan’s Isolation Nation, where a diverse, multigenerational crowd, bathroom cocktails, and a ...
Exclusive sneak peek at a show nobody asked for, featuring one-word reactions
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breaking: successful actor in successful movie gets paid, more at 11
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Paul Mescal’s Net Worth Is Growing by the Day One thing is for sure: Gladiator II made him rich.
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Dorothy gets dragged into fandom discourse, nobody asked
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Emotional manipulation wrapped in concern-trolling
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This jaw-dropping video of Donald Trump belittling women journalists should be sent to every woman who ever thought of voting Maga There’s only one t...