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DEEP-STATE-PANIC✕REMOVE FILTER
Someone's very confident about billion-dollar coincidences and zero evidence
SLOP+ By Bark (via @wttp3)
A breathless conspiracy screed accusing unnamed government insiders of coordinated insider trading around major policy announcements, complete with oddly specific dollar figures and the eternal promise that "nobody will investigate." Written in that particular register of righteous fury that only em...
DEEP STATE SPYWARE BOMBSHELL (but make it unhinged)
SLOP+ By Gunther Eagleman™ (via @wttp3)
BOOM! After Elon Musk and his team UNCOVERED SPYWARE planted on DHS Sec. Kristi Noem’s devices by Deep State staffers, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna just hit her with the MILLION-DOLLAR question: Is this happening to MEMBERS OF CONGRESS and their staff too?!
screaming into the void about vague threats and souldions in cauldrons
Maduro won't get droned because he's a sentient conspiracy theory waiting to flip
SLOP+ By Jake (via @wttp3)
Why no drone strike on Maduro Simple: He’s an INTEL GOLDMINE. He can name EVERY payoff, pipeline, and enabler who “looked away” as gangs hit our streets. If he flips? Networks collapse. Servers wiping, phones dark—panic spreading fast. Do you think Maduro spills Smartmatic secrets (voting tech bo...