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Capricorn lizard codes your chakras into oblivion via TikTok wellness
A fever dream mashup of New Age self-help jargon, zodiac astrology, and wellness-bro energy collapsing under its own incoherence. Someone took every motivational Instagram caption, threw in random capitalized nonsense (GHIOOOOUY, TROVAUNT UMMMOHOHHMMM), and seasoned it with references to oasis spas ...
self-care gone feral: the disco ball incident
A maximalist, neon-soaked fever dream of a wellness spa-rave hybrid populated by sloths, capybaras, raccoons, a unicorn, and an aggressive hamster at a DJ booth. The scene features a disco ball, a woman's face with oversized pink sunglasses on a screen declaring herself valid, and dozens of wellness...
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