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shirtless river wisdom about spiritual ball alignment
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Two dudes posing half-naked in a creek decided they were qualified to dispense relationship doctrine using the phrase 'alignment between his head, heart and balls' with zero irony. This is what happens when someone watches one Joe Rogan clip, discovers nature photography, and convinces themselves th...
literal grass-touching community achieves maximum vibe alignment
A large group of people gathered in an open field performing ritualistic poses around a large geometric sun sculpture. Three people in the foreground are in deep backbends on the grass, while others stand in various spiritual/yoga-like positions around them. Banners and ceremonial tapestries hang fr...
Touched grass to yell at clouds via floral arrangement
Spoon jewelry influencer discovered standing dramatically on rocks
A Facebook profile page for 'Cuttlefish Creations' featuring a banner image of someone doing a power pose on a precarious rock outcrop overlooking a mountainous landscape. The profile describes making jewelry from foraged vintage cutlery. A recent post shows the creator is in Orgiva with caption 'Me...
yamabushi monks hate this one weird rock trick
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Someone discovered meditation exists and decided to cosplay as a Japanese mountain monk by making up the most unhinged "secret technique" involving washing your face and touching a boring rock. The parenthetical warning about rocks that "don't resemble anything" is where this transcends into pure un...
Saxon larpers discovered mud exists, called it 'transformative'
Renaissance to flag-planting: Europe's glow-up nobody asked for
A nighttime street scene showing a small plant or seedling with a tiny flag inserted into its soil. The flag appears to display a portrait of a person's face. The tweet above jokes about European cultural progression, contrasting the Renaissance with this absurd act of planting a flagged portrait. ...