Touched grass to yell at clouds via floral arrangement
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Spoon jewelry influencer discovered standing dramatically on rocks
A Facebook profile page for 'Cuttlefish Creations' featuring a banner image of someone doing a power pose on a precarious rock outcrop overlooking a mountainous landscape. The profile describes making jewelry from foraged vintage cutlery. A recent post shows the creator is in Orgiva with caption 'Me...
yamabushi monks hate this one weird rock trick
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Someone discovered meditation exists and decided to cosplay as a Japanese mountain monk by making up the most unhinged "secret technique" involving washing your face and touching a boring rock. The parenthetical warning about rocks that "don't resemble anything" is where this transcends into pure un...
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Renaissance to flag-planting: Europe's glow-up nobody asked for
A nighttime street scene showing a small plant or seedling with a tiny flag inserted into its soil. The flag appears to display a portrait of a person's face. The tweet above jokes about European cultural progression, contrasting the Renaissance with this absurd act of planting a flagged portrait. ...