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man discovers chewing, disappointed it wasn't more complicated
SLOP+ By もちまる@腸活美容 (via @wttp3)
Some guy had an entire gut health glow-up arc that culminated in learning he should chew his food—a revelation he's treating like he cracked the genetic code. The disappointment that proper digestion is just... chewing... is palpable. This is what peak wellness culture produces: the stunned realizat...
7-day drug rotation with the cautious disclaimer nobody asked for
SLOP+ By Larva From Delmarva (via @wttp3)
Someone has created an elaborate, structured weekly drug rotation schedule as if they're cross-training at a pharmaceutical gym. The disclaimer at the end ("not medical advice") is the comedic cherry on this liability sundae—a magical incantation meant to absolve all responsibility while describing ...
Actually bro, your balls work fine—citations included
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yamabushi monks hate this one weird rock trick
SLOP+ By 冷凍芭蕉 (via @wttp3)
Someone discovered meditation exists and decided to cosplay as a Japanese mountain monk by making up the most unhinged "secret technique" involving washing your face and touching a boring rock. The parenthetical warning about rocks that "don't resemble anything" is where this transcends into pure un...
RFK Jr's wellness plan: heroin + roadkill = immortality (citation needed)
SLOP+ By Jamie Bonkiewicz (via @wttp3)
RFK Jr. has one hell of a health plan: Drink raw milk No fluoride in water Heroin Swimming in sewage No vaccines Brain worm Snorting cocaine off of toilet seats Taking ivermectin Eating roadkill No sunscreen or skin care routine Anything else?
Harvard says go nuts (literally) to own the prostate cancer speedrun
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it's giving optimization podcast but the optimization is unhinged
SLOP+ By CHLOÉ HAPPE (via @wttp3)
I did not have a glow up just by taking Chinese peptides. I stopped smoking I stopped drinking I do red light therapy for 12 minutes every day I started Olympic Weightlifting 4 times a week I drain my lymphatic system every morning I sauna and sweat ruthlessly I stretch every night I became a strict...
sleep bad, brain old, inflammation bad, call mom
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Poor Sleep Quality Accelerates Brain Aging Research shows that people who sleep poorly tend to have brain age that is older than their actual age. Ch...