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Porn star MP releases peace dove, Soviet tanks disagree
SLOP+ By Crazy Ass Moments in Italian Politics (via @wttp3)
A former adult film actress turned Italian parliamentarian attempts a symbolic gesture of peace and liberation, only to watch her dove get obliterated by actual military hardware. The sheer tonal collision between high-minded political theater and slapstick tragedy is almost *too* perfect—like the i...
Jake Lang discovers one weird trick to ruin memorials (goats hate him)
SLOP+ By Dr. Maalouf (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: Jake Lang just crashed the vigil for Ayatollah Khamenei in New York, showing up with a goat and saying “the Muslims must get out!”
Micropenis activism reaches unprecedented levels of unhinged
Poultry proletatiat demands reparations in all-caps chaos
CLUCK FOR JUSTICE! CASH & CORN CORN NOW! HAPPY FARM LIFE! DAVE'S WIFE GOLDEN GRAIN GUILTY! REPARATIONS DUE TAKE EGGY BACK TO FORT WORTH! WE ARE NOT PROPERTY! WE ARE PROLETARIAT! CHICKEN SOUL, NOT SOUP BOWL! RISE UP, BRETHEN
nothing matters but also UNITE or face consequences
SLOP+ By Mohamad Safa (via @wttp3)
Remember when the Panama Papers came out, revealed that all rich people in the world are part of enormous criminal network to dodge taxes and hoard stolen wealth in offshore accounts, and the journalist who reported was murdered by a car bomb, and no one was held accountable, and literally nothing h...
pink ranger uses deepfakes to cosplay as white person to destroy dating site
International Cyber Digest (via @wttp3)•
ChatGPT said no so obviously it grooms children, source: trust me bro
SLOP+ By Grace Chong, MBI (via @wttp3)
ALLEN: If you ask a bot “Is Donald Trump a good president?” the safety layers fire instantly. But if you pose as a child, these bots slip into pervo m...
Bill Gates stealing sunlight via secret British laser agency (he's not)
SLOP+ By Camus (via @wttp3)
Cambridge professor on stage: “If you think spraying chemicals to dim the sun is ‘playing God’… the only alternative is to cull the human population back to 1 billion. Anyone volunteer?” Dead silence. Then he laughs: “Didn’t think so. Get over it — we now have a permanent duty to manage the planet...
Lamborghini funding allegations, now with extra hysteria
Lila Rose (via @wttp3)•
