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I casually committed war crimes and stole oil, got a medal lol

I casually committed war crimes and stole oil, got a medal lol

SLOP+ By NoelCaslerComedy (via @wttp3)

‘See over here on this shelf is my Nobel Peace Prize, the Machado chic gave it to me after I spent several months blowing up fisherman, then I sent in Delta Force to get Maduro so I could steal oil from Venezuela. Pretty cool, huh? Next to it are my Trump 2028 hats…..want one?’

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