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33 yrs deep in a bit nobody asked for or will ever validate
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33 yrs deep in a bit nobody asked for or will ever validate

SLOP+ By Health & Nutrition Tips (via @wttp3)

33 years of poop flushing Victoria Secret models and still nobody believes me when I tell them this

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She doesn't break ceilings, she removes roofs (and probably her matches)

A dating profile photo of a 24-year-old woman from Buckley, Washington, featuring a selfie with dark hair and visible tattoos. The bio contains a series of feminist-coded statements positioning herself as rebellious and ambitious, with increasingly grandiose self-descriptions progressing from challe...

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She doesn't break ceilings, she removes roofs (and probably her matches)
I casually committed war crimes and stole oil, got a medal lol

I casually committed war crimes and stole oil, got a medal lol

SLOP+ By NoelCaslerComedy (via @wttp3)

‘See over here on this shelf is my Nobel Peace Prize, the Machado chic gave it to me after I spent several months blowing up fisherman, then I sent in Delta Force to get Maduro so I could steal oil from Venezuela. Pretty cool, huh? Next to it are my Trump 2028 hats…..want one?’

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48k views, $4.78, infinite delusion

just so you know, for 48k views I get $4.78.. #highroller #yolo #manifestationbabe

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48k views, $4.78, infinite delusion
Trump explains how rejecting his imaginary Nobel would've fixed Venezuela

Trump explains how rejecting his imaginary Nobel would've fixed Venezuela

SLOP+ By Brian Allen (via @wttp3)

UNBELIEVABLE: The Washington Post reports that Donald Trump withheld support for María Corina Machado because she accepted the Nobel Peace Prize. Trump’s explanation, per the report: “If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Vene...

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authoritarian cosplay meets gender studies final project gone wrong

SLOP+ By KaizerRev (via @wttp3)

Nick Fuentes talks about what Day 1 would look like when he's President. "I'm bringing the National Guard EVERYWHERE in the Major Cities & taking away Women's right to Vote."

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authoritarian cosplay meets gender studies final project gone wrong