Easter bunny turns into political speedrun at children's event
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Alien impersonation, divine intervention, and gargoyle gang—peak slop
A screenshot from what appears to be a televangelist infomercial featuring a woman in professional attire gesturing while speaking. The accompanying text describes an increasingly absurd conspiracy narrative involving aliens, biblical figures, and supernatural creatures. The bottom overlay shows a D...
Chief Agoraphobe's tendie empire falls to ballpoint pens and policy
I grew up on the edge of the city. I’d witnessed so many shootouts by the age of 15 that I joined the North Patrol under Lieutenant Leon Satanbag. The pay wasn’t bad, but the tendies were ‘greasy.’ The greasiest tendies of all were those of Chief Disqualified Functionary Agoraphobe. He downed twelve...
Marine gets arm snapped for wrong opinion—peak internet fanfic energy
شرقزده sharghzadeh (via @wttp3)•
Abusive ex, dog passport fraud, and a mysterious campsite stray walk into a bar
A multi-layered screenshot showing two interconnected posts: the top is a text post describing a custody dispute over a dog named Trooper following an abusive relationship, with allegations of the ex-partner threatening legal action and violence. The bottom shows a separate Facebook-style post from ...
offshore pearls, puppet drama, dark treasure—pure nonsense theater
POKE TO WHEE OIDEE SCANDAL OFFSHORE VENDERE — mina pearl is gone --- JESTER PUPPET CUT CANDIDATE USURPER’S cry TREASURES IN THE DARK
Tiger assault + religious conversion + Capri Sun = peak unhinged
threw every conspiracy at wall, somehow brigitte + nazis + chocolate = mossad
SLOP+ By Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) (via @wttp3)
Candace Owens may have just dropped her MOST INSANE theory yet - tying BRIGITTE > NAZIS > MK-ULTRA > CHOCOLATE FACTORIES > MOSSAD > TRUMP > KIRK > FR...