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david attenborough describes the void with genuine enthusiasm
Someone's just discovered they can record themselves talking and decided to narrate the absolute nothing happening in front of them with the enthusiasm of a nature documentary presenter. They spend 30 seconds describing how images don't relate to anything, note that time occurred, and then it ends. ...
Facebook sleuth discovers she's actually a malfunctioning alien robot
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man's hands haunted by nursery rhyme choreography
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billionaires look weird, probably dark magic and severed goat anatomy
Itβs far from the most pressing avenue of investigation, given the current United States of Emergency, but at some point we should study what the fuck is happening to our rich people where they all look like a pissed witch made them into supernumerary pig assholes Like yes failed fillers botched pla...
noticed the eyes too, bro. very observant. very cool.
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You're right about the eyes I've noticed it too
biological confusion meets abstract nightmare fuel
Why does it have flesh whiskers?
shocking discovery: person known for looking stupid sometimes acts stupid
Who could imagine , someonefamous for looking an absolute bell end not hanging around
bro discovered knees are a social construct
unfinished xenophobic screed blames mopeds on immigration
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Can anyone explain to me why our roads in every town and city seem to be full of foreign men dangerously flying around on mopeds with learner plates? ...
touching analysis of platonic touch discourse gone wrong
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