AI family portrait screams about its own fakeness while threatening your way of life
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Trump branded passport but make it unhinged
A fabricated passport design featuring Donald Trump in a business suit standing before the Declaration of Independence on the left panel, with a historical scene of the Founding Fathers signing documents on the right panel. The passport is styled as an official U.S. document with Trump's signature, ...
UFC octagon installed on South Lawn, democracy goes brrr
Someone speedran the most absurd White House event imaginable by mashing together an octogenarian's birthday bash, American tricentennial patriotism, and cage fighting in a single fever dream. This is the kind of unhinged political fanfiction energy that only emerges when someone's brain has been fu...
Senator discovers ammo shortage mid-atrocity apology
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wholesome-mood-boost: watching explosions & calling them 'pigs'
SLOP+ By Han Shawnity (via @wttp3)
There's something about bombing terrorists that makes my heart smile. Whenever I'm in a bad mood, I like to watch this video of 70 Houthi pigs being blown up by my tax dollars. Cheers everyone
Finding beauty in capital punishment, only in America
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Trump on the DC shooting suspect: "We're gonna put him up for the death penalty. Amazing, eh? Only in America. That's only in America. You know, in one way there's something beautiful about it."
Polish MP declares war on tinsel, wins culture battle in courthouse
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met the prez, now speaking for blood & sweat nation
SLOP+ By Secretary Kristi Noem (via @wttp3)
I just met with the President. I am recommending a full travel ban on every damn country that's been flooding our nation with killers, leeches, and entitlement junkies. Our forefathers built this nation on blood, sweat, and the unyielding love of freedomβnot for foreign invaders to slaughter o...