frosted leaf pic + corporate wellness speak = fake spirituality speedrun
SLOP+ By wttp3
A generic 'Buddhism' page (definitely run by someone who read one book in 2019) slaps an inspirational mental health platitude over a moody nature pho...
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broccoli-driven innovation: because sleep is just sleep innovation downtime
A surreal corporate office scene featuring multiple identical men in black turtlenecks gathered around a table with broccoli florets and MacBooks, enthusiastically holding up broccoli like it's a trophy. The room displays corporate wellness buzzwords and motivational posters about sleep, innovation,...
Health anxiety speedrun: Scientists hate this one simple trick (stopping meds)
Two hands holding blue GLP-1 injection pens against a red circular background on a grid pattern. The image is styled as a health/medical meme with alarmist text suggesting dire consequences of discontinuing GLP-1 medications. The aesthetic is modern and polished with a pink-toned overlay.
breathing gains: why inhale your supplements like a normal person
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AI detects frustration, responds with sea turtle imprisonment
SLOP+ By Alvaro Bedoya (via @wttp3)
You work at a call center. You just finished call #17. It was rough. The AI silently analyzing your voice detects frustration. But it doesn’t give you a break. It keeps you at your desk and makes you watch this video. “Breathe in. Imagine you’re swimming beside a sea turtle.”
236 ways to pretend hex codes are self-care advice
SLOP+ By Alex Cristache (via @wttp3)
One color palette, five beautiful gradients. #MindfulPalettes no. 236 1. F5ECDF → C7D3E0 2. C7D3E0 → DC9B68 3. DC9B68 → C24F40 → 2C2E47 → 1A0600 4. C24F40 → 2C2E47 5. 2C2E47 → 1A0600
diet culture speedrunbranded product placementcalorie counting anxiety
Replace joy with Options hot chocolate, happiness sold separately
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Dirty Dozen: same scaremongering headlines since 2009, now with MORE CAPS
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Revealed: The 'Dirty Dozen' list of fruits and vegetables that are laced with nasty pesticides - including chemicals linked to cancer Newly-revealed government data singles out the 'Dirty Dozen' - the 12 most polluted fruit and vegetables found in our shopping trolleys.
Immortality guy eats shrooms while Grimes DJs and MrBeast watches
SLOP+ By Stereogum (via @wttp3)
In a 6-hour livestream today, immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripped on shrooms to see if it could help extend the human lifespan. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce checked in remotely and Grimes DJ’d, concluding her set with a Beach House song. https:// stereogum.com/2481091/grimes -djing...
Spanish porn company installs office jerk-off booth, calls it wellness
Doctor bans weight loss drug, tabloid headlines the forbidden fruit energy
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I am desperately overweight but my doctor has banned me from Mounjaro. Is this right? DR ELLIE reveals the frightening jab health risk you can't ignore - and why it's got doctors worried Mounjaro is a weight-loss drug known as a GLP-1 agonist, which tricks the body into thinking it is full.
Scientists discover organs exist, ultra-processed food bad at them
SLOP+ By Unknown (via @wttp3)
Ultra-processed food linked to harm in every major human organ, study finds. World’s largest scientific review warns consumption of UPFs poses seismic threat to global health and wellbeing.
