friendship speedrun but the friend owns your data and compliance is mandatory
CORPORATE-DYSTOPIAβREMOVE FILTER
four horsemen of late capitalism walk into a bar and yell at you
CONSUME. CONFORM. CONNECT THE ALGORITHM DEMANDS COMPLIANCE OBEY. BUY. REPEAT
Big Tech told you to like this, now obey the algorithm overlords
CONSUME. OBEY. BE BEAUTIFUL. YOUR LIKES, THEIR PROFIT CONTENT CREATION FACTORY FACTORY
Tech giants demand your body as TOS compliance
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Corporate wellness finally got SHARP: axe therapy replaces yoga naps
A satirical workplace infographic showing an 'axe throwing zone' that has replaced the traditional office chill-out area. Cartoon figures are depicted throwing axes at targets, with some figures holding axes, one launching an axe, and targets mounted on a wall. The illustration uses teal and yellow ...
Professional tear catchers: because HR outsourced empathy to supply chain
SLOP+ By Alex Caswen (via @wttp3)
They actually hired a professional tear catchers to capture the tears of all employees who every cry on site, which is often The best tears are collected when models are βretiredβ and this is why they MUST BE RETIRED
Corporate death spiral speedrun: now with more side hustles
AI detects frustration, responds with sea turtle imprisonment
SLOP+ By Alvaro Bedoya (via @wttp3)
You work at a call center. You just finished call #17. It was rough. The AI silently analyzing your voice detects frustration. But it doesnβt give you a break. It keeps you at your desk and makes you watch this video. βBreathe in. Imagine youβre swimming beside a sea turtle.β