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DONROE DOCTRINE: when imperialism gets a personal touch
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BREAKING: Trump just argued that Regime change is ok now since Venezuela is Close to us. Journalist: "Regime Change... Your stance has changed?" Trump: "This isn't on the other side of the world. This is Venezuela. Our area. The 'DONROE DOCTRINE'." He then threatens Colombia and Cuba. This is t...
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snowboarder goes full supervillain, witness mysteriously unavailable for comment
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Former Olympic snowboarder wanted by US charged with masterminding murder of witness A Canadian former Olympic snowboarder who is wanted in the US fo...