Ballerina intimacy heals all wounds, apparently

A Substack book cover featuring classical artwork of a figure with elaborate black hair and ornate blue and gold clothing against a floral background. The title makes an absurdist, deeply unhinged claim about a ballerina and heartbreak, presented with deadpan sincerity and a note recommending the audio version. Extracted text: Watching A Ballerina Have Sex Cured My Heartbreak (author's audio version recommended) Tova's Substack CHEFTOVA.SUBSTACK.COM