King of saying nothing while implying everything

A crude digital illustration of a bearded king in bright green robes holding a vague scepter, wearing a crown, sitting at a computer. There's a canvas/tent in the background and a monitor displaying cryptic text about knowing secret information. The entire aesthetic is intentionally low-effort and absurdist. Extracted text: THE VAGUEPOST KING Body: <CANVAS> I know things only SOME people know about. But I can't tell you.