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Comparing humans to pets: a galaxy-brain take on responsibility
A text-based meme making a provocative comparison between human reproductive responsibility and animal spaying/neutering practices. The statement attempts dark humor by equating male neutering to female spaying in terms of preventing unwanted pregnancies, with an uncomfortable implication about huma...
Mom gets fired from her own house for lying about lunch
A social media post from 'Bots of New York' dated April 1, 2021, featuring an absurdist story about a child with an alleged whisper allergy, escalating family conflict, and estrangement. The post is accompanied by a photo of a woman peeking around a pillar with an amused expression. The narrative is...
got roasted for clickbait, delivered legit steak wisdom anyway
Angry take lacks the chaos needed to transcend basic discourse
SLOP+ By Jack Hopkins (via @wttp3)
Donald Trump is too fucking stupid to understand what he has just started.
German speakers triggered by WWII geography lesson nobody asked for
A man in a dark suit and red tie speaking at a microphone against a blue background. The caption references a statement made to German speakers about ...
King of saying nothing while implying everything
guy discovers caps lock, declares intellectual victory
SLOP+ By @Lstawberryelephant
@lill-g7b+ I'm correct smarty boi
bro really said 'y'all got pills for everything but THIS'
SLOP+ By @franciswinters-mccallan2504
@MindProLabsany chance of a male enlargement one? You have pretty much covered everything except for this 😂
peaches ask the real questions science was too afraid to answer
I'm not bigoted, I'm just the KING of bigots (very logical)
SLOP+ By Mr. Star Spangled MAGA (via @wttp3)
This child was groomed and brainwashed. If that makes me a bigot, then call me the king of all bigots.
bro just asking questions in the void, touching grass optional
SLOP+ By @ParasDunga
What's her name ?
bro discovered caps lock and thinks he's a cybercop
